There’s been no collusion in the making of this status update

There’s been no collusion in the making of this status update. No obstruction of justice. No legal jeopardy. My only loyalty is with you, dear readers. If there ever comes a day when you need a record of what’s transpired between us, this is it; this status update. It contains no lies. No shifting explanations. No one’s under investigation. No expectations of quid pro quo. Everyone’s free to come and go as they please. As for the kind-hearted conversations we’ve shared along the way: ‘Lordy, I hope there are tapes.’